I’ve been feeling weird these last few months, but I just got a call from my bank and got to yell at a customer service agent for something that wasn’t even her fault.
I’m back, bitches.
I’ve been feeling weird these last few months, but I just got a call from my bank and got to yell at a customer service agent for something that wasn’t even her fault.
I’m back, bitches.
I e-mailed the director of the writing competition with a couple of questions about the rules and he responded to one question by saying that I should “use my best judgment”. Wtf? Has he met me?*
*He has not.
Reposting for everything.
Also, I feel like this is all of tumblr.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
lol @ law school
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GPOY
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J: “Good morning, Sherlock”
S: *unintelligible mumble*
Happy Red Pants Monday, guys! I’m pretty sure after their first morning kiss, Sherlock set up a weeks-long experiment to eradicate morning breath.
Freaking the fuck out right now.
Too often, the only escape is sleep.
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This is perfect.
OMG HAHAHA
This is the most true thing I have ever posted on my blog.
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Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.
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Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording —all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.
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So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body.
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.
fave wow
best thing to reblog yet
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HELLO 911 YAH IM FAT AND I HATE MY LIFE
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