Nor do I watch most of the reality shows on TV. I’m not trying to come off as one of those culture snobs who love to say “Oh, I don’t even OWN a TV” because I do own a TV. Reality shows just really aren’t my thing. Neither is rampant sexism. So then why the fuck am I so into Geordie Shore, MTV UK’s version of Jersey Shore? Idfk. Somebody shoot me.